Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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