So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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