we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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