god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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