Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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