Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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