This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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