I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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