yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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