I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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