Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
