It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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