Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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