yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Two words: nipple clamps
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