I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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