wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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