Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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