nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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