the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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