is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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