She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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