garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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