Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Houston, we have a blender
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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