that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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