We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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