Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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