I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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