But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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