i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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