We're like a lot better than the average bears
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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