3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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