I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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