i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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