is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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