I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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