So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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