Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
