Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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