Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
How external is "for external use only"?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Randomize
