So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize