sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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