I'm going to jail i love you
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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