We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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