O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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