whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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