ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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