so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
