why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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