Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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