we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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