I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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