I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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