so explain again why im purple
no
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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