I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
foreskin is a definite game changer
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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