My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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